Midfield High School

Jack Brake
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  • Mount Olive, Alabama
  • United States
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Current Hometown:
Mount Olive
About Me:
After High School, I began to hang out with the "Goat Man." Ya know, the old guy who roamed the Bessemer Super Highway. Well, he became my mentor. Thus, I have a masters degree in 'Mistakology." The railroad got tried of me hoboing their trains, so they hired me. I've been running the rails ever since.

I have stayed in the Birmingham area all my life... living in Midfield, Hueytown, Huffman, Vestavia, Homewood, Hoover and now I have recently settled in Mount Olive. It is the closest thing to Mayberry I could find.
I have one married son, John. I was best described as a mixture of a Neanderthal Swami with a dash a chivalry and a tad of backwoods philosopher coupled to a donkey-like stubbornness and Mayberry Mentality .... Old Henry, the Rutledge Janitor described me that way and most don't know he went on to invent NASA Solar Shields. Ya gotta respect that.

Currently, I very happily married to Karen Laird Brake, another former MHS student.
Favorite Music:
Boxcar Willie, Slim Whitman, The Hee Haw Gang.... just joshing. I love real rock and roll from the 60's-80's, when real bands played real musical instruments and everybody could understand the lyrics. My favorite songster is Tim Hayes.
Favorite TV Shows:
Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, LOST


Raised by a pack of rabid dogs in Brighton and then adopted by Mrs. German; The Midfield Swami offers insights into the human soul. Using a Magic Eight Ball and a lucky rabbit's foot willed to him by old Man Suther, The Swami weaves his magic for the good of humanity. It's high culture for low brows, from cold margeritas to hot senoritas, when you are down to smoke and ashes, the Midfield Swami has your anwser. Seeking the wisdom of the ages in the present, he asks questions to learn. His thrist for knowledge and Mr. Coffee nerves has made him famous from Dolemite to Ensley. He offers food for thought for those with a Slim-Fast Mentality operating below the level of consciousness. Focus on his blogs, he uses that Brake Chump as his front man; but the Midfield Swami is REAL and just a six pack away from entertaining you. Photo by Jim Windsor
FROM THE SWAMI’S TOME OF LORE: “An honest man is always a child. " -Socrates .

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The Swami has been to the Jersey Shore, Celebrity Apprentice, Teen Mom, Keeping Up with the Kardashians...,.

Posted on March 13, 2012 at 10:06am 5 Comments

What brain-dead TV Reality Show did you dislike the most?

The Midfield Swami ponders his next question....many anwsers cloud his mind; maybe Customer Service leads the pack..

Posted on February 24, 2012 at 1:22pm 5 Comments


What was your favorite thing that is now obsolete, lost in the dust-bin of history?



Jerry Springer just called The Midfield Swami and he gave Jerry your NAME......

Posted on February 4, 2012 at 8:37pm 5 Comments


If you had your own Talk Show, who would your first three guests be?


The Swami opens the treasure chest to your fictional favorites...

Posted on January 22, 2012 at 10:44pm 3 Comments

If you could have ANY one item from all of fiction, what would it be?  (Example: Sherlock Holmes' Cap, Tarzan's Knife, Cinderella's glass slipper.)

The Midifeld Swami opens his eyes to enlightment; now to see through your eyes....

Posted on January 4, 2012 at 5:50pm 8 Comments

What is the most beautiful THING (not a person) you see almost every day?

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At 1:06pm on December 25, 2015, Randy Mize said…

At 9:34pm on May 8, 2015, Pamela (Pam) Tucker Sloan said…
Hope your birthday was grand! Sorry I was not online to say Happy Birthday!
At 11:29pm on April 24, 2015, Randy Mize said…

Sorry it is Late.....

At 6:28pm on August 14, 2014, Randy Mize said…

HaHaHaHa....  Talk about controlling the ph levels.....  At least there are no tootsie-rolls floating in the pool.......  The size of that dog would be tootsie-rolls instead of Baby-Ruth's.....

At 6:50am on August 5, 2014, Randy Mize said…

Good morning Sir

Have you heard from Mr. Hayes???  I haven't seen any posts from him yet, I know I a previous comment here he mentioned changing his email....  Just curious if you have conversed since reappearing here.....  Sorry Ms. Mosley flash-backs)....LOL!

At 10:30pm on July 29, 2014, Randy Mize said…

Oh My

I have longed for some posts from you....  Welcome Back My Dear Friend, hope this finds you in good health and mind...  (For Our Age Anyway)!!!  LOL!

At 7:44pm on May 20, 2014, Tim P. Hayes said…

Hahaha! I think that is where the old saying goes..........."We are branch kin!!"

At 8:12pm on May 19, 2014, Tim P. Hayes said…

Hahaha! First of all, when the girl in the pink top said......"I'll give you a minute" to get ready to fight, "short stuff" should have torn into her immediately! However, be mindful that those little girls can be mean. She shoveled it out to the other girl! Shovel? Hmmmm.......I wonder if they were Hoes!!!! The garden kind of course! hahahaha!

At 8:15pm on May 16, 2014, Tim P. Hayes said…

That one is a re-run, Blood. So, whatever I said before.......

At 9:40pm on May 13, 2014, Tim P. Hayes said…

I hope the "coast is clear" when nature calls! hahaha.


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