|Raised by a pack of rabid dogs in Brighton and then adopted by Mrs. German; The Midfield Swami offers insights into the human soul. Using a Magic Eight Ball and a lucky rabbit's foot willed to him by old Man Suther, The Swami weaves his magic for the good of humanity. It's high culture for low brows, from cold margeritas to hot senoritas, when you are down to smoke and ashes, the Midfield Swami has your anwser. Seeking the wisdom of the ages in the present, he asks questions to learn. His thrist for knowledge and Mr. Coffee nerves has made him famous from Dolemite to Ensley. He offers food for thought for those with a Slim-Fast Mentality operating below the level of consciousness. Focus on his blogs, he uses that Brake Chump as his front man; but the Midfield Swami is REAL and just a six pack away from entertaining you. Photo by Jim Windsor|
|FROM THE SWAMI’S TOME OF LORE: “An honest man is always a child. " -Socrates . |
What brain-dead TV Reality Show did you dislike the most?
What was your favorite thing that is now obsolete, lost in the dust-bin of history?
If you had your own Talk Show, who would your first three guests be?
If you could have ANY one item from all of fiction, what would it be? (Example: Sherlock Holmes' Cap, Tarzan's Knife, Cinderella's glass slipper.)
What is the most beautiful THING (not a person) you see almost every day?