Posted on May 26, 2009 at 10:20pm
Do any of you use Twitter? Well, STOP IT!
Mark my words, NEVER will I Twitter, or Tweet, or whatthehellever it's called today.
As much as I love my friends and family, there is not one soul on this Earth that I want to keep up with that closely:
"Fed cats. One of them farted. So cute!"
"OMG I just almost saw a wreck."
"OMG I just caused a wreck by doing this instead of looking at the road."
It is the ultimate act of self-indulgence, sending out random "tweets" to… Continue