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August 2009 Blog Posts (24)

No Detours, No U-Turns, and No Red Lights... You are on one-way street to The Swami Zone...

If you please, finish this satement: "I wouldn't be caught dead at _________________________."

Added by Jack Brake on August 30, 2009 at 11:47pm — 12 Comments

Jumping back into the days when you attended Midfield High School, The Swami asks.....

What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?

Added by Jack Brake on August 28, 2009 at 11:59pm — 16 Comments

As the sun peeks over the horizon, so begins a new day and The Swami wonders about your routine....

What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?

Added by Jack Brake on August 28, 2009 at 1:39am — 12 Comments

There are deep dark topics that even The Swami fears to tread, but I'll man up---- Political Undercooking

The famous Martial Artist, Movie Star, and Excercise Pitchman: Chuck Norris has gone public with his support of Judge Roy Moore for the next Alabama Governor's race. With this line of thinking, The Swami wishes to know which celebrity will step out of the shadows and endorse Larry Langford in the next run for the Mayor of Birmingham? So who do think the celebrity will be?

Added by Jack Brake on August 28, 2009 at 1:14am — 11 Comments

Scrounging through his shed, The Midfield Swami discovers an old VHS tape featuring the skills of "Andre The Gaint".....

Back in it's Glory Days (70-80's), who was one of your favorite WWF TV Wrestlers? or You may want to add your favorite GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) Wrestler?

Added by Jack Brake on August 27, 2009 at 1:45am — 10 Comments

The Swami tunes his air guitar, bangs the drums slowly, and waits for the lady with long twin blonde ponytails in the viking helment to scream out her ballad....

Mean Simon just called you. You have an audition spot for "American Idol" - what song are you going to sing?

Added by Jack Brake on August 27, 2009 at 1:30am — 8 Comments

"Rah - Rah - Sis - Boom - Bah" --- The Midfield Swami wonders what are the colors of your Pom-Poms....

Other than Alabama or Auburn, which is your favorite college football team?

Added by Jack Brake on August 26, 2009 at 11:05am — 19 Comments

Through the smoke and ashes, The Midfield Swami appears before your very eyes to ask......

Your home is on fire, You, your family members, all pets and the Family Bible are all in the front yard, safe and sound after escaping the inferno. The flames burn higher as you determine there is just enough time to rush in and get a cherished item. What item would rescue from the ever-increasing blaze?

Added by Jack Brake on August 24, 2009 at 11:23pm — 12 Comments

The Midfield Swami throws three rings into a Top Hat.....then yells, "Send in the clowns."

What is the best circus act you have ever seen?

Added by Jack Brake on August 23, 2009 at 11:23pm — 7 Comments

Zombies, Werewolves, Outer Space Monsters, Deranged Killers...The Swami lets your morbid ideas fly.

If you were a famous horror film producer/director - What would the title of your next film be? Who would star? If possible give us a small taste of the plot.

Added by Jack Brake on August 21, 2009 at 11:09am — 11 Comments

The Midfield Swami shuffles the powers of his magic eight ball for your new start.....

If The Swami was to grant you a guaranteed successful occupation of your choice (writing, medicine, garbage man, WWF bellringer, Harvard Professor, NASA Scientist, High Class Gigolo, Alabama Head Coach, the Mayor's Lawyer or a life-career MHS student). What would be your choice?

Added by Jack Brake on August 19, 2009 at 2:22pm — 14 Comments

Chopped liver, tofu soup, monkey brains, hobo stew.... it's all a matter of taste, so sez The Swami.

What is the worst thing you have ever tasted?

Added by Jack Brake on August 17, 2009 at 5:19pm — 14 Comments

The Midfield Swami's EX always brought home the most disturbing things.... does yours?

My ex often brought home her work....and she was an undertaker! What thing does your spouse, mate, or partner bring home that disturbs you?

Added by Jack Brake on August 17, 2009 at 5:16pm — 6 Comments

The Midfield Swami offers from one the past, one of my favorite questions...

Sometimes new people read my blogs and regulars change their anwsers; thus with that thinking I'll repost one of my favorites:
The Mysterious Midfield Swami will take you to the edge of a cliff, overlooking a great mountain revine. There you will shout one word or one phrase. With the use of modern technology, your echo will be bottled and distributed throughout the world. Your message in echo form will be heard everytime someone opens the bottle. What will you shout?

Added by Jack Brake on August 15, 2009 at 1:57pm — 13 Comments

The Swami looks in the mirror and sees the likeness of The Midfield Goat Man.... your turn

Which famous person, past or present, do you think you look the most like?

Added by Jack Brake on August 13, 2009 at 6:53pm — 19 Comments

If Pam Anderson didn't have large breasts would she be Paris Hilton? Better yet, The Swami asks you.....

If you were not an esteemed grad of Midfield High School... where do you think you'd be in life at this point?

Added by Jack Brake on August 13, 2009 at 6:30pm — 8 Comments

"Eeny, Meeny, Jelly-Beanie... the spirits are about to speak." The Midfield Swami searchs for your spooky apparitions.

Do you believe in ghosts? Have you ever had an encounter with one?

Added by Jack Brake on August 11, 2009 at 10:14am — 14 Comments

The Swami pulls a boarding short sword from under his Eastern Toga after riding the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride at Disney World...

What is your favorite ride at Disney World? or even Six Flags over Georgia?

Added by Jack Brake on August 10, 2009 at 8:26pm — 9 Comments

The Midfield Swami is off playing poker with Plato, Socrates, Dr. Phil, and Larry the Cable Guy, so when the Network CEOs called for his help.... the information they seek will be asked of you.

The Big Boys in entertainment need a Fresh idea for creating a New Reality Type TV Show.... so, with no boundaries, what are your ideas for project?

Added by Jack Brake on August 10, 2009 at 9:23am — 10 Comments

The Midfield Swami brings The Silver Screen and Hollywood back into your thoughts....

What is your favorite movie quote? If possible give the quote, the actor/actress or character that said it, and the movie title.

Added by Jack Brake on August 7, 2009 at 1:30pm — 20 Comments

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