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A pot of gold, a magic genie in a bottle, or maybe knowing you are loved..... The Midifield Swami beckons

If I had ______________ I would be the happiest person in the world. (Fill in the blank)

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Comment by Joe David Lee on February 5, 2010 at 3:53pm
It's like deja vu all over again.
Comment by Pamela (Pam) Tucker Sloan on February 5, 2010 at 8:06am
Hey, I could use a full time cook! A dietician that would never let me eat the wrong things would be nice! Hmmm let's throw in a personal trainer...and send 'Mission Organization' to reorganize my closets, garage, and office. OK...I need a new patio and outdoor furniture...I'd like a fireplace and new grill built into it too. I need someone to get the agility run set up for the dog...and a full time pooper scooper. That would give me time to design the perfect car...write my novel....paint my masterpiece...care for all homeless pets...reform education and healthcare...solve the economic crisis and, of course, plant my perfect garden to feed the world. Guess I'll work on World Peace when the human species evolves into more intelligent life forms. For now...I'll just write 2 more articles and finish my garden newsletter! I got a note from a good friend the other day...It said,
Do not feel totally, personally and irrevocably responsible for everything...
That's my job....
Love, GOD
Comment by Karen Kitchens Murphy on February 5, 2010 at 2:41am
It's what I wish I didn't have that would make me a happier person - I'm pretty happy most of the time anyway, though.
Comment by Lisa Sizemore Brister on January 30, 2010 at 2:01pm
amen randy!
Comment by Joe David Lee on January 30, 2010 at 12:46pm
Hey Gregg, I hear Milton McGregor's job is open. Richard Scrushy's job, too.
Comment by Randy Mize on January 30, 2010 at 12:40pm
peace that passeth all understanding
Comment by Mike Warren on January 21, 2010 at 10:25pm
I wished for a road from the Florabama to Havana Cuba so I could ride my Harley there. The genie fell on his butt and said that was just impossible....Wish again. So I wished that could understand women.... He said you want a 2 lane or 4 lane?

I told that joke at the Florabama and got a jug of shine as a prize. I was really just wishing for a jug of shine.
Comment by Marie Jones Mulder on January 21, 2010 at 9:38am
it would have my dream house with alot of land......so i can have my go cart track
Comment by Greg Cottis "Pappa Grego" on January 14, 2010 at 4:16pm
How about a better job !! well, I am thankful to have a job,,,,,
Comment by Joe David Lee on January 13, 2010 at 1:51pm
"Two cheeseburgers and world peace," as the guy said to the genie upon a request for three wishes.

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